jncos:

this is it. this is the greatest joke in the history of television.

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smeasel:

mtgconspiracytheories:

Why do you always reblog this?

For Your Clarity. You’re Welcome.

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manga-and-stuff:

So I just discovered something straight out of a fever dream…

Apparently, from 2014 to 2017 a number of artists from all over the world recreated the Manga Akira with characters from The Simpsons and called it “Bartkira”

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and this wasn’t just some “ha ha look at this funny thing” oneshot…

they recreated all 6 volumes with 300-400 pages each  

Bart is Kaneda, Millhouse is Tetsuo and Akira… well Ralph is Akira…

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I wish I was making this up… 

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Is this the rumored American Akira remake? We’ll never know… 

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well the original website doesn’t seem to work properly anymore so I uploaded all 6 volumes here for all of you to enjoy… have fun 

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open rp

kazeoceantide:

classystarman:

enemy-stand:

“Tell Yoshi bedtime story now.”

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“There’s no time. This is your story.”

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xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

  • he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
  • it’s tommy wiseau
  • there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time

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tristikov:

scope-dogg:

enrique262:

The Ghanaian company Kantanka Technological Centre of Excellence (KTCE) displays their new military technology at the 38th annual Technology Exhibition of the Kantanka Group, in Accra, on January 6 2019.

Here we can see a cumbersome “exoskeleton” design made of sheet metal, badly cut foam and a bike helmet painted green, equipped with an assault rifle a la Iron Man’s War Machine, but held in place with a spring and which appears to be fake; an APC taller than a single story house, based around the chasis of some poor truck, equipped with a “laser rangefinder”, tons of smoke grenade launchers, a pair of fake doors that actually are two retractile stairs taken from a plane, and of course, a white leather interior with leather seats and a flat-screen TV for the soldiers; and finally, some sort of mecha robot that no one saw move, equipped with what appears to be a fixed rocket launcher and assault rifle.

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And check out this other source for a video of these “inventions” in action, special thanks to mrguytheghoul for the links!

ONCE THE GHANAIAN WAR ROBOT IS MASS PRODUCED, WE’LL PUT AN END TO THE FEDERATION IN NO TIME

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binary-budgie:

incorrect-dokidokilitatureclub:

nightcoremoon:

simply-a-work-of-art:

shodaw:

shodaw:

superimagery:

shodaw:

Let bi boys date girls

Who isn’t letting them……

Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏

I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.

#letbiboysdateotherboys
#letbiboysdategirls
#letbiboysbeinlovewithsomeonetheylove

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My meme can be put to use :’D

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katy-l-wood:

thestarsaredown:

cutest-angel-in-heaven:

swede-bloggg:

pep95:

queenbradbury:

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

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