I live in constant fear of the day I get mad at a spring and this hellish goblin comes to correct my lack of faith in coiled metal.

I live in constant fear of the day I get mad at a spring and this hellish goblin comes to correct my lack of faith in coiled metal.

tycho-science:

reddyrabbit:

6-2-midnight:

vul-va:

socialworkgradstudents:

I really enjoy that Obama obviously has some advisors who have a good understanding of what kind of media outlets he needs to hit and how to reach certain demographics, but what I enjoy most is the idea that somebody at some point must’ve basically counseled Obama that “the way to reach the youth is through sick burns

Ah yes. How amazing. A media script writer for a witty imperialist whose orders have resulted in thousands of people killed in the Middle East, East Africa and Central Asia/South Asia while domestically he continues approving of increased militarism in police ranks and poverty in majority black and brown communities, not to forget cracking down harder than ever on immigrants among other lovely policies. He delivers drone strikes against children and sickburns on entertainment TV for motherfucking idiots like you who think it’s cool as hell and so original. It must be wonderful being so astoundingly dense.

BUT HE KNOWS POPCULTURE REFERENCES HES COOL LIKE US HAHAHAHA

It’s funny; I can’t think of a single president that DOESN’T describe.

We have not had a single president besides Clinton or Obama who was considered “hip” and “in” with young adult voters since possibly Eisenhower’s “I Like Ike” years. Nobody else has had the numbers for the “I don’t agree with how the country is going or his policies but I still voted for him because he’s cool” demographic.

I kinda lump the “hip/cool” factor in with the other gimmicks that other Presidents used to make people vote for them without paying attention to any of their actions or policies.

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6-2-midnight:

vul-va:

socialworkgradstudents:

I really enjoy that Obama obviously has some advisors who have a good understanding of what kind of media outlets he needs to hit and how to reach certain demographics, but what I enjoy most is the idea that somebody at some point must’ve basically counseled Obama that “the way to reach the youth is through sick burns

Ah yes. How amazing. A media script writer for a witty imperialist whose orders have resulted in thousands of people killed in the Middle East, East Africa and Central Asia/South Asia while domestically he continues approving of increased militarism in police ranks and poverty in majority black and brown communities, not to forget cracking down harder than ever on immigrants among other lovely policies. He delivers drone strikes against children and sickburns on entertainment TV for motherfucking idiots like you who think it’s cool as hell and so original. It must be wonderful being so astoundingly dense.

BUT HE KNOWS POPCULTURE REFERENCES HES COOL LIKE US HAHAHAHA

It’s funny; I can’t think of a single president that DOESN’T describe.

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Some of my favorite monsters

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evilbrainfromouterspace:

Now I know what your thinking, Did I fire 6 gorloks or only 5.

evilbrainfromouterspace:

Now I know what your thinking, Did I fire 6 gorloks or only 5.

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bogleech:

rattyarts:

Man, I love all the first gen Digimon so much. Gabu and Biyomon are my favs… and maybe Tentomon too, dammit they’re all great I can’t pick just one

I was a digimon nerd since its debut and it wasn’t until like last year I finally noticed that Gabumon is a fleshy lizard-baby thing wearing a Garurumon pelt how did I miss that he’s a sad wolfaboo dinosaur with mman hands and then through the power of friendship digivolves into his fursona for real

This has to be the best explanation of Gabumon’s digievolution into Garurumon that I’ve ever heard.

bogleech:

rattyarts:

Man, I love all the first gen Digimon so much. Gabu and Biyomon are my favs… and maybe Tentomon too, dammit they’re all great I can’t pick just one

I was a digimon nerd since its debut and it wasn’t until like last year I finally noticed that Gabumon is a fleshy lizard-baby thing wearing a Garurumon pelt how did I miss that he’s a sad wolfaboo dinosaur with mman hands and then through the power of friendship digivolves into his fursona for real

This has to be the best explanation of Gabumon’s digievolution into Garurumon that I’ve ever heard.

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Bless those Beautiful German Bastards

Bless those Beautiful German Bastards

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