I’m sending out a call to all of Murfreesboro; please bring me and my fiancé one cheeseburger each. It is National Cheeseburger Day and we require cheeseburgers.
We will pay you back in well thought out critiques of pop culture.
Target has BARELY begun to put out their Halloween items but their mascots this year are this goddamned precious spider and fly and I want every one of these cardboard signs so bad
But all stores are actually required to rip up seasonal signage and throw it all out at the end of the season, apparently because people used to fight over them. Fuck
Here’s what happened with Smash Bros. today ⊟
Kirby inhaled the Duck Hunt dog and became this delightful thing. Really that’s all you need to know.
This other Smash Bros. stuff happened too, I guess:
- R.O.B. and Jigglypuff revealed as unlockable fighters, along with the other characters mentioned this morning — apparently we’ve seen the entire roster (not counting potential DLC)
- Goku was also confirmed finally
- These bros didn’t make it (neither did Ridley lol)
- One or two people streaming their playthroughs on Twitch attracted more viewers than the Destiny streams
- Bowser Jr. has a cute moveset, a Shadow Mario final smash, and Koopaling alts
- One of Ness’s alts has an awesome Mr. Saturn shirt
- The Duck Hunt dog and duck have a Banjo-Kazooie-esque alt
- Lucina’s alt colors are great references to Awakening's other heroines
- I wasn’t surprised that people tried to look up Rosalina’s dress, but I am amazed that someone made fanart for it so quickly
S/o to @jarerami for the Kirby/Duck Hunt pic.